“Part of me wants to drop out of college and go travel the world.
Part of me wants to work really hard in college and change the world.
Part of me wants to not work hard at all and marry some rich guy.
And the other 97% of me just wants to sleep.”

~ relaxsmilebreathe. (via tae-hyunga)

(Source: relaxsmilebreathe, via violetcoloredflower)

wordsbyac:

bl-ossomed:

 










Calming CAT!



oh my god it is calming


i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.


He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

Everyone should know of calming cat.

this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again


OR you drag it into your bookmark bar. And keep it forever.

wordsbyac:

bl-ossomed:

 

Calming CAT!

oh my god it is calming

i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.

He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

Everyone should know of calming cat.

this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again

OR you drag it into your bookmark bar. And keep it forever.

(Source: i-justreally-like-cats-okay, via turquoise-candy)

too-ashtonishing:

I feel like this picture is so important

too-ashtonishing:

I feel like this picture is so important

(via spacebabenumber-25)

(Source: shouldnt, via spacebabenumber-25)

jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

image

what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

(via spacebabenumber-25)

sexhaver:

fairycave:

sexhaver:

nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it

I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention

i

(via spacebabenumber-25)

vinegod:

If people actually explained their road rage by Josh Peck

(via spacebabenumber-25)

ninjasexfarty:

Back when I was in charge of hiring for GameStop, a guy came in, handed me his application, and ‘accidentally’ let a sonic screwdriver fall out of his sleeve. “Now that you know I’m a time lord, I guess you’ll haaaaave to interview me,” he laughed alone, and that’s why I refuse to watch Doctor Who.

(via teashotss)

(Source: hurried, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

parents-vs-esports:

MY FAVORITE DRINK

parents-vs-esports:

MY FAVORITE DRINK

(via t-werkkkk)