dude today I was just walking around this park near my house and this homeless guy just walks up to me mumbling to himself about "those faggots" and he said "those faggots don't let me be me" and I just kinda stared at him and he was like "don't worry i'm not talking to you" and then he just started mumbling to himself again and i just. those faggots, man. they don't let me be me.
~ Anonymous

I can think of ANY number of people you could be, but imagining this happen to each person possible…
Is hilarious.

ALSO WHERE ARE THESE JUDGEMENTAL HOMOSEXUALS AT!?!?

FUQ U LOOKIN AT, YA NEIL PATRICK HARRIS LOOKIN MOTHERFUCKER!?!?

nobucky:

Remember when we all saw The First Avenger and Bucky came on screen and you didn’t know

You didn’t know how much you would care

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satouhachimitsuaisutea:

and-then-theres-haley:

kawaiidisneygirl:

unironicgoth:

HE TALKED TO ME

I THOUGHT DEER DIDN’T MAKE SOUND OH MY GOSH THIS IS ADORABLE

"YOU ARE SO CUTE"
"NEH!"

CAUSE OF DEATH: CUTENESS

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killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker


what kind of name is martin for a dog

killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog

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kingcheddarxvii:

emmagrant01:

Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!

Do you ever see something just that fills you with such pure sadness and empathy for the human condition 

kingcheddarxvii:

emmagrant01:

Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!

Do you ever see something just that fills you with such pure sadness and empathy for the human condition 

(via real-girls-have-cursive)

hatfullofsky:

You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards 

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erospainter:

“I find the best way to love someone is not to change them, but instead, help them reveal the greatest version of themselves.” ― Steve Maraboli, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

erospainter:

“I find the best way to love someone is not to change them, but instead, help them reveal the greatest version of themselves.” 
― Steve MaraboliUnapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

Mycroft Holmes ➙ Rubbish big brother (according to Sherlock).

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